I read something in the news today that really
pissed me off. It was an article about Obama’s daughter on spring break in Mexico. The story I read reported that she had taken 25 secret service agents
with her and that she was at a location that American’s were warned not to go to. This girl is only 13 years old, too young to go on such a vacation without at least one parent. Can you imagine what this little adventure is costing us tax payers?
When I went to research and link to the site, it was gone, taken down from the web. I looked everywhere and then found out that all of the stories for some reason or another had been taken down. Was it not true? Does the president not want people to know where his daughter is? So now I’m not sure if I should be pissed or not. I guess I’m just confused now.
My friend Shelby posted a picture of her and I at the book signing on her Facebook page. She wrote about how people should go to the mall to see the famous author. One of her friends asked if I was Judy Blume. I’m still giggling about it.
My friend Sakina Murdock left me the following message: “And I worked out why I like you so much. Your observations are like Fairy Liquid!” Wondering what that meant, I Googled it and Fairy Liquid is a brand of dish soap in the UK. So once again I’m confused. Maybe it means Fairy pee?
On day one, when we were setting up at the mall
for the book signing my children were helping. We were directly across from a Deb’s store that sells women’s clothing. A woman was working busily in the front window dressing a mannequin and we were busy setting up, everyone except for my son that is. He was so fascinated with the naked mannequin in the window that he didn’t do anything except watch. The women in the store realized what the fascination was about and then quickly dressed the plastic women. We were then approached by the store manager who apologized to my husband and me for leaving the mannequin naked when a small child was present. I was impressed that she apologized. I was also impressed that my son stood still for so long. I am now thinking about getting a naked mannequin for our living room.
Did you see it, the women who drank her pee? She also put it in her eyes even though it burned and snorted it up her nose with a Nettie pot. She used old pee for skin lotion and brushed her teeth with it and rubbed it on her hair. She had been drinking her own pee, almost every drop of it, for four years. She claimed she used it for cancer therapy as she was diagnosed with melanoma and given one year to live, six years ago. She hasn’t seen a real doctor since. So maybe there is something to her therapee (pun intended!). But I have to say, I would rather just die than to drink my own pee.
Only in Dubuque
On Saint Patrick’s Day outside of the A&W restaurant in Dubuque Iowa, a naked old man played a bongo drum at 4:00am. I didn’t see this on the news or in the paper but of course, the REAL news is always on Facebook. Thanks to Nancy Sage Bernal for providing the link. WARNING….the man really is
naked and he is chasing people around and there are some bad words so watch at your own risk. It really is funny though. Only in Dubuque!
Have a great day passengers!