Okay so maybe it was a bad idea to get the Halloween candy eyes out when we were decorating Christmas cookies. I had no idea that eyes would make the cookies look so scary. Don’t you just love making/frosting sugar cookies with the kids? I’ve been cleaning sprinkles up for days.
And maybe it also was a bad idea to dye my hair a
radiant red color. The color was okay but was kind of streaky and it didn’t take evenly. I went back to the store and bought another box but I couldn’t find the same shade so I bought one that was close.
To make a long story short, when I was finished I looked like the Heat Miser from the movie, The Year
Without a Santa Claus.
My husband was sweet and kind and I could hear him whispering to the children about not making fun of me and hurting my feelings. He said he really liked the color on me and wanted to take a picture....for Facebook. That was the tip off, what a snot!
So I put on a hat and drove my sorry ass back to the store to buy Color Oops. I highly recommend this product if you have a hair disaster like I did. It’s a
natural product that sucks all the dye out of your hair. You can even re-dye your hair again if you want. Not me, I was too afraid. My hair color doesn’t look the greatest right now but it looks WAY better that the Heat Miser thing I had going on.
You believe you are an expert in splatter analysis. The other day I saw some liquid droplets on the toilet seat. I
immediately called Will into the room and had a chat with him about putting the seat up when he pees. He denied peeing on the seat. This lead to me reenact the
crime scene. I precisely knew where he was standing and the angle at which he aimed.
I also explained why it couldn’t have been anyone else in the house because two females certainly couldn’t pull that off and my husband is very tall which meant his splatter would have been in a different area.
Will looked at me in amazement. Life sucks when mama’s an expert in pee splatter analysis!