There’s a new dance crave sweeping the nation and it put’s America’s dirty dancing to shame. It’s called ‘daggering’ in Jamaica where the type of music that accompanies the dance has been banned from radio and TV. In the Caribbean they call it ‘cabin stabbing.’ The dance basically consists of people wildly reenacting moves they would use in the bedroom, if you know what I mean. Doctors, mostly in other countries, have seen an increase in men seeking
treatment for ‘broken penis’s’or tears in the covering of the erectile tissue that surrounds the penis.
In one of the dance moves, a woman does a handstand while a man does his thing behind her. Seriously?! When was the last time you did a
handstand on the dance floor? How drunk would you have to be to do this dance move? Going to the ER after a night of dancing does not sound like a good time to me but then again I’m old and would probably hurt my hip or something anyway. I know for certain that my stomach and ribs would hurt from laughing.
The weather has been amazing, completely unexpected and kind of disappointing too. When spring arrives we all anticipate the arrival of our
Tulips, Daffodils and other spring flowers but many of them have already blossomed and are done. It’s like premature ejaculation Mother Nature style. We
were excited about it, waiting and anticipating it but now it’s over already and it shouldn’t have even started yet. What a shame.
I See Dead People
I have a pet peeve that I need to tell you about. Dead people freak me out and I don’t like seeing pictures of people that were taken after they have died. There has been in increase in postings on Facebook of dead
people, both adults and children and you are supposed to “like” and “share” the pictures. I think some people simply like and share everything they are told to
like and share while others share these pictures because they feel sorry for the dead person or their family or are against the method in which they died.
What a lot of these people don’t know is that the people that put together many of these postings are just looking for cash and the stories are not always true. The more “shares” and “likes” they get for certain posts can add up to a considerable amount of cash for them. So please stop sharing dead people pictures. There are many Facebook pages dedicated to dead people and even one site where you can write letters to dead people so get a new hobby and save the dead people pictures for your own viewing pleasure.
Have a great day passengers!