Blog? What blog? I didn’t see a blog yesterday I’m sure many of
you are saying. The reason some of you didn’t see it is because I deleted it a few hours after I posted it. What I said was being taken out of context and the last thing I wanted was to piss anybody off. I was simply stating my views on a subject in true animaasity style. But the subject matter was a touchy topic for some and I apologize if I offended any of you in any way shape or form. That was not my intent. In a nutshell I was trying to say that achieving equality would be impossible in this particular situation. Everyone is different and being different requires different things. I’ll leave it at that. The blog was titled
“Why Fat Girls Can’t Dance in Iowa.” Now let your imagination run wild!
Yesterday my book was reviewed on a web site called Salacious
Reads. Review ratings for this site are based on the number of kisses
you receive because it’s a site for many romance books. My book doesn’t quite fit into that genre but regardless, A Complicated Life in a Small Town received 4 out of 5 kisses and a very nice review. Needless to say I was impressed. http://www.salaciousreads.com/
More Lottery Drama
So there’s the horrific lottery story where the woman pulled the million dollar ticket out of the trash and now has to appeal or give the money back and then there’s a new lottery story that has just emerged.
A woman goes to a convenience store on a regular basis with her retirement money and buys tickets every week. She wins 51 million dollars. When lottery officials arrive she is a ball of nerves and has her son sign the ticket. To make a long story short he has since purchased 4 houses, 10 vehicles and wrote out personal checks to people for hundreds of thousands of dollar. The woman is suing her son to get the money back.
What is wrong with people?
A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell
rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the
door. In walks her husband’s friend Ben. The woman tells him her
husband’s in the shower and asks if he can come back later. Instead, Ben steps in and quietly says, "I have $400 in my pocket. I’ll give it to you if you’ll open your bathrobe for me." She’s offended, but really needs the money so she agrees, opens her robe, and lets Ben have a quick peek before doing it up again. Ben gives her the $400, and she opens the door for him to leave, but he says, "I have another $400 in my other pocket. I’ll give it to you if you let me see it again." Now she’s really mortified, but again, she needs the money, so she undoes her robe and lets him have another quick look. Taking the other $400 from him, she lets him out the door.
Going back upstairs, she gets back in the shower with her husband, feeling a little bit guilty. "Who was that?" the husband asks.
"Oh, that was just Ben," the wife answers.
"Ben?" the husband says. "That son of a bitch owes me 800 bucks!"
That’s all I’ve got, have a great day!