this product so I had to drive ten miles to Anamosa Iowa to the Wal-Mart to get the Yogurt because I knew he would have been disappointed if he had to take anything else.
In town I can take my kids to school, stop at the bank, the gas station and the grocery store and be home within thirty minutes. If I have to drive out of town it just seems to take too long and walking around a huge store seems pointless unless you need something in every other aisle. But I went anyway and bought the yogurt. I got him super cool GoGurt tubes that are designed like light sabers. I can just visualize the children in his class pretending to be Luke Skywalker and banging their tubes of yogurt together, creating a nice green mess for the teaches to clean up.
When I got up to the check-out I began putting my items on the belt, the women in front of me was paying but she obviously didn’t know what she
was doing. She was standing at the end of the belt and not at the little check writing surface that is on the other side. That’s not the place you stand when
you pay. How can a person not know this? So anyway I was piling my groceries three deep because I didn’t have enough room on the belt and shit began to fall on the floor. And the lady had the never to look in my direction. I almost pasted her in the face with a jar of spaghetti sauce. There are unwritten rules
when you go to a place like Wal-Mart and I can never seem to walk out of that store without being pissed off.
My bill totaled over $200 because I found “other” things we needed while I was there. I hope my son enjoys his yogurt.
British Word of the Day – Bollocks
This is a strange one to understand. Bollocks means testicles and it is used to state that something is not good. Something that might be of bad quality or maybe something that has no use. We would use the word bullshit in place of bollocks. One example would be, “this weather is bollocks.” They also say: the mutt’s nuts, the dogs danglies, the dogs back wheels, and the badgers nadgers. Now here is the difficult part. If something is really great and excellent they will refer to it as “the dog’s bollocks.”Such as, “this blog today is the dog’s bollocks.” My friend Jane has a dog named Bollo…..I wonder if she named her dog after testicles. I’ll have to ask her about that!
Have a happy day passengers!