The product development team at Hershey’s sure has a smart bunch
on their hands. Have you seen the new Air Delight candy bars? They basically took a chunk of chocolate and blew it full of air. They call the tiny holes “chocolate bubbles.” What a crock. The air has changed the texture of the candy making it smoother but come on; they filled in what could have been pure chocolate with air. So you pay the same amount you would for a normal candy bar but you get less because of the air. Would you buy a steak filled with air?
They also have Air Delight Kisses which makes a little more
sense. A kiss in real life generally requires air so maybe they have someone at the Hershey factory blowing real kisses into the air machine thus giving you a real kiss each time you eat one. Our world is in a sad state when companies start marketing air in any way shape or form and to screw with our chocolate is wrong on so many levels.
Anyone that knows me knows that Cheez-It’s are one of my favorite
foods. I about crashed my cart into the snack section at the Fareway store the other day when I noticed boxes of Cheez-It Big’s on the shelf. I couldn’t wait to try them and I was not disappointed. In the past it took a lot of time and effort to continuously put my hand in the box, take it out again and then feed the tiny crackers into my mouth. With these big suckers one cracker takes up my entire tongue thus saving me time and effort and providing a bigger bang for my buck.
Run, don’t walk to the store right now and buy a box of these.
Mud Lovin’ Rednecks
I couldn’t sleep again last night and I saw a show on Animal
Planet last night that ranks right up there with Honey Boo Boo, it’s called Mud Lovin’ Rednecks. They only people that should watch the program are those that think they have a bad life. This show will instantly make you feel like a rock star.
The cast consists of Lil Bit, Bubba, Fat Legs, Knot head and other strange and weird people. The show is about a couple that hosts mud
bogging events in their back yard. The women are vulgar complete with belching loudly each chance they get and the guys are always drunk and doing stupid things.
It’s an awful show but last night I did hear a funny line that stuck with me. One of the women (Fat Legs) was upset and told Bubba she was
leaving; she said she would walk home. As she was walking away Bubba said, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.” I thought that was pretty funny.
Have a good one!