appears that the book is lying on a picnic table, maybe a picnic table similar to the one that Jake was sitting on when he died and he just happened to be drinking whiskey. It wasn’t Sister Whiskey but what a hoot; I love the bottles of Sister Whiskey. I’m really pleased with this ad in case you can’t tell!
I still have a really long way to go with the garden. I’m about 50% done with digging up the weeds and I work for hours nearly every day. The space I have to clear is huge. Its peace and quiet mixed with sweat and pain but it’s good for my mind, body and soul so I push on. Today I dug up what I thought were some herbs and I gave them to a fellow
gardener that is starting a new herb garden. She asked me what the plants were. I shrugged my shoulders, “I don’t know, they looked like something so I dug them up and put them in pots for you.”
“They are something honey….. weeds.”
I wanted to bury my head in the dirt. Live and learn I guess.
There’s an article on the Huffington Post about a female constable in Texas who is being accused of sexual harassment. The allegations
include farting, referring to her female anatomy as a duck taco and offering a bite, forced motorboating and others. Forced motorboating I had never heard of and the story was crazy enough to make me look into it further. The Urban Dictionary defines motorboating as:
The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, into the area between a well-endowed woman's breasts, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by yelling. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat
I’m sorry this if this man was harassed but to imagine him being
forced to participate in such an activity is quite amusing. And it makes me wonder what it’s called when a person who is not well-endowed participates in such an activity. What sound would it make; jet skiing, row boating, or maybe just the pathetic sound of a man screaming for bigger breasts?
Have a fantastic day passengers!