I have the PERFECT Christmas presents picked out for all of the women on your list this year and their mates too. It’s a bra that doubles as a gas mask! I’m not making this up. For $29.99 you can have one of these beauties that severs two people, that’s right, one cup for you and one for a friend. This
bra is designed to be taken off without removing any clothes. Once strapped to your face you will become a fashion diva in the face of disaster. While others are walking around with plain old medical masks on, you will be sporting a ruby red cup outlined in lace.
And for the guys a double bonus, they already will have access to
one of the cups but you can purchase them a T-shirt for $15.99 that reads, “She takes her bra off for me.”
There, your Christmas shopping is done! But get your orders in fast as with the end of the world coming in mid-December, these will be going
Today I registered the kids for school and each year when this
time rolls around I always have to complain about it because it never changes. We have four schools here, one for grades K-2 (Shannon) one for grades 2-4 (Carpenter), one for grades 5-8 (Middle School) and then the high school. For registration you go to the high school but prior to that they send you information regarding online registration where you electronically fill out all the forms. But you can’t pay online therefore you have to stand in line so they can take your money. It’s like standing in line at the DMV.
The lines are long and there are no clear signs labeling which line you should be in. I have one student at Shannon and one at Carpenter so I
chose a line. After registering one of the kids I then had to stand in a
different line to register the other kid. These people teach my kids; wouldn’t you think they would have a better system down by now? If I had three or four kids I would be really upset. Some of the people waited and waited only to be told they were in the wrong line. Some people took time off work to do it and the frustration was oozing out of their eyes. Its 2012 – everything should be done online, including the payments OR we could drop the money off at an open house. McKenzie has to attend 2 open houses this year and Will has to go to one.
I bet that bra mask would have come in handy today. If I was wearing one of those over my face I bet they would have let me go straight to
the front of all the lines!
Have a wonderful day guys : )