Yesterday my son was excited to share a Kindergarten project he had worked on at school. The paper was divided into three sections and below the
words the students were to draw pictures to answer the questions. I asked Will to explain his drawings to me. Section 1 read: When I was a baby I…….Will’s
picture was of a baby and he explained that when he was a baby he didn’t know any bad words. Section 2 read: Now I can….will drew himself in stickman form
and explained that now that he is older he knows bad words but doesn’t say them. Section 3 read: When I am older I will…..He drew himself as a bigger
stickman and explained that when he is an adult he will be able to say bad words! #2%&* teachers, what are they teaching these kids?! : )
The Prom Date
A special needs boy in Minnesota asked a few girls from school to prom and they all turned him down so he did what any red-blooded American kid would do: he got on his Twitter account and asked 600 different porn stars to go to prom with him! A 19 year old girl accepted his offer and said she didn’t get to go to her own prom.
The school is now banning the porn star and saying she cannot attend prom. It reminds me of a song by Confederate Railroad, called Trashy Women; You should have seen the looks on the faces of my dad and ma, when I showed up at the door with my date for the senior prom. They said pardon us son but she ain’t no kid, she’s a cocktail waitress with a Dolly Pardon wig. I said I know it Dad, ain’t she cool, that’s the kind I dig! I like my women just a little on the trashy side, when they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed. Too much lipstick and too much rouge, gets me excited leaves me feeling confused, yeah I like my women just a little on the trashy side.
I think they should let this girl attend prom. The schools concern is that her attendance would cause a disturbance. If Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga or another “acceptable” singer or movie star was invited I bet they would be okay with it even though it still would cause a “disturbance.” But the school’s decision isn’t keeping this boy down, he’s going to have his own party and invite all of his classmates. I hope he and his date have a fantastic time and I hope someone pees in the punch and the “Harper Valley PTA” drinks it.
Yesterday while driving I reached into my purse and pulled out my cell phone, it was covered with chocolate. As I was driving down the road licking my phone, I wondered if there was any solution to this problem. Most of the year, I keep at least two Lindor Truffles, in my purse in case of an emergency. That’s just the way I roll. But when it gets warm outside they melt and leave a nice puddle in the bottom of my purse. Someone needs to invite tiny little coolers that fit in a purse so people like me don’t have this serious
Have an exceptional day passengers!