Yesterday I received the contract for the book signing at the mall. Before the contract can go into effect, I have to send a certificate of insurance stating I have $1,000,000.00 in insurance in case someone would get
hurt or die at the event. Really?! If there is that much pushing and shoving going on I’ll be doing signings at the mall every weekend!
Chicken in a Biscuit Crackers
I’ve been on a cheese and sausage kick lately and I really love Chicken in a Biscuit Crackers but I don’t think they taste like chicken at all. I read the label and there is dehydrated cooked chicken in it. How the hell do you put chicken in a cracker and why do they call it a biscuit when it’s a cracker? I don’t know but it’s good, really good. I like Cheez-It crackers too but they aren’t big enough to put cheese and sausage on.
My husband witnessed my daughter using Cheez-Whiz tonight, making cute little cracker sandwiches. He began a rant about it being the unhealthiest food on the planet and why did we have it? I explained that his mother bought it for the kids… that shut him right up! Did you know that people take Cheez-Whiz when they go scuba diving because it attracts reef fish? I also read that many people use it as bait when they are fishing. How does it stay on the hook? It’s pretty sad when you are spending a Friday night reading about the many uses for Cheez-Whiz and are
excited to tell the world about it the next day. I know, I know, I need to get a life.
Today my daughter is in a bowling tournament sponsored by Pepsi. Last night I was reading the rules and discovered that I will not be able to hang out at the table next to the lane as that is reserved for the people keeping score and the judges. The rules also read that I am not allowed to go onto the lane. My daughter was delighted when I told her of this rule. She gets extremely embarrassed when I walk onto the lane and try to give her bowling tips. So I guess I will be yelling from afar, telling her to shake hands with the pins and to follow through. I also will make a valiant effort to attempt to minimize any embarrassment I might cause. Let the games begin!
Have a good Saturday!